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Sandy writes:  My husband is a  lawyer, and as of lately he has been coming home later and later.  He says it is because he is so busy.  Yesterday as I was doing his dress shirts I noticed a perfume on has shirts.  Do you think he is cheating on me?

Dr.  Dave replies:  Dear Sandy, you don't have to be Perry Mason to judge this case.  You had the  damning evidence in your hand yesterday before you washed those shirts.  Of course he is cheating.  Kick the  lair I mean lawyer to the curb.

Donnie writes: Dr. Dave, My girlfriend told me about your site, I hope you can help.  My girlfriend is very frigid, how can I increase her sex drive.

DR. DAVE REPLIES: There are many ways to accomplish this, My favorite is the banana trick. This is where you insert a banana inside of her then eat it out. Chocolate is optional.

Connie writes:  Dr. Dave, I have always been kinda of a wall flower.  Now some girls at work have decided to fix me up with this guy that I really do not have any interest in.  Will I hurt their feeling and make them mad if I do not give in to their pressure and go out with this guy?

Dr. Dave replies:  These girls are not your friends in they do get mad or their feeling are hurt.  If they are really your friends, they will understand you don't want to be fixed up and stop trying.  They are the ones that need to fixing up or they would be to busy to worry about fixing you up.