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DR. DAVE'S CURE ALL IS GOOD FOR MOLES, COLDS, SORE ASSHOLES, WHEEZES, QUIZZES, and VENEREAL DISEASES. IF DR. DAVE'S ADVICE DOES NOT SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM THEN ASK AGAIN. STILL NO HELP? THEN A DR. DAVE'S ROOT INJECTION IS IN ORDER. DON'T WORRY AT ALL, IT DOESN'T HURT A BIT, A LITTLE PRICK IS ALL YOU'LL FEEL!
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THIS SITE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. DR. DAVE HOPES THIS SITE WILL BRIGHTEN YOU DAY. WHO KNOWS THE ADVICE MAY HELP. ALL MAIL TO DR. DAVE BECOMES THE PROPERTY OF DR. DAVE AND WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REPRINT ANY OR ALL MAIL RECEIVED. NOW LETS HAVE SOME FUN.
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LINDA WRITES: DR. DAVE, MY BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON ME WITH MY BEST FRIEND WHO IS ENGAGED TO MY BROTHER. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
DR. DAVE REPLIES: DEAR LINDA, YOUR PROBLEM IS NOT UNCOMMON. I WOULD ADVISE YOU TO GO SLEEP WITH HER BOYFRIEND AND THEN ALL COULD COMPARE NOTES. BUT SINCE THAT WOULD MEAN SLEEPING WITH YOUR BROTHER YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST SLEEP WITH HER AND COMPARE NOTES WITH YOUR BROTHER.
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IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE DR. DAVE PROVIDE A PERSONAL ANSWER E-MAILED DIRECTLY TO YOU. SEND $4.00 TO DR. DAVE AT [email protected]. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PAYPAL ACCOUNT, CLICK ON LINK BELOW AND THEY WILL GIVE YOU $5.00 JUST FOR OPENING AN ACCOUNT. PAYPAL IS THE EASIEST WAY TO PAY FOR ANYTHING ON THE WEB. PLUS YOU GET $5.00 FREE.
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OH YEA, DR. DAVE HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING INSANE.
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SEND YOUR QUESTIONS TODAY!
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DR. DAVE ASK EVERYONE TO PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSORS SO WE CAN CONTINUE TO BRING YOU THIS SITE, THANKS
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Dr. Dave says send more questions. He is full of advice? write today!! It's only $4.00 bucks!
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Sherry writes: DR. DAVE,, I am from West Virginia and PROUD of it. It seems everyone I meet has a West Virginia joke to tell me about incest. I am tired of hearing these off color jokes. What should I do?
DR DAVE REPLIES: Dear Sherry, I am glad to hear you are proud to be from West Virginia. As for the off color jokes, you obviously can out run your brothers.
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